[ILUG] Dear Friends And Future Millionaires

[Jason A. Corcoran.]

OOOOH Great my chance at last to be come an internet Billionaire !!

On Friday 13 July 2001 06:10, kurtn wrote:
> Dear Friends & Future Millionaire:
>
> AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
> Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home for
> an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time
> THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
> ==================================================
> BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
> Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following. This is the letter you
> have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of
> this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently
> devoted an entire show to the investigation of this program described
> below, to see if it really can make people money. The show also
> investigated whether or not the program was legal.
> Their findings proved once and for all that there are ''absolutely NO Laws
> prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can -follow the
> simple instructions, they are bound to make some mega bucks with only
> $25 out of pocket cost''. DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF
> POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED,
> IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
> This is what one had to say: ''Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I
> was approached many times before but each time I passed on it. I am
> so gladI finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for the
> minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received total $
> 610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming in."
> Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
> ===================================================
> Here is another testimonial: "This program has been around for a long
> time but I never believed in it. But one day when I received this again
> in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple
> instructions and walaa ..... 3 weeks later the money started to come in.
> First month I only made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made
> a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the
> program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The
> key to success in this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change
> anything.'' More testimonials later but first,
> ===== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTUREREFERENCE ======
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily and
> comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!!
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL
> DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED! INSTRUCTIONS:
> =====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====
> For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT
> YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose
> name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN
> ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail
> problems.
> === When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5 reports.
> You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer
> and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5=$25.00.
> Within a few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports from
> these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be
> accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them
> from you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in
> case something happen to your computer.
> IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next
> to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what
> is instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will lose out on
> majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will
> also see how it does not work if you change it. Remember, this method has
> been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT work !!! People have tried to
> put their friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get all
> the money. But it does not work this way. Believe us, we all have tried to
> be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not try to change anything other
> than what is instructed. Because if you do, it will not work for you.
> Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!
> 1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and
> REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person
> has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
> 2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.
> 3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.
> 4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.
> 5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2
> 6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position. PLEASE MAKE
> SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!
> ==========================================================
> **** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it
> on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.
> Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data. To assist
> you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you
> purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information which
> includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free
> classified ads and much more. There are 2 Primary methods to get this
> venture going:
> METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
> ==========================================================
> Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we
> will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's
> also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the response
> could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also many people
> will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each).
> Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails. With a 0.2%
> response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 people responded
> by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. Out of those 50,000
> e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's=100 people responded and
> ordered Report # 2.
> Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000
> e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.
> Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million
> e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report #
> 4. Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
> 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000
> orders for Report # 5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH=$500,000.00 (half
> million). Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 +
> 3..... $5,000 + 4 ... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000 ........ Grand
> Total=$555,550.00
> NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGUREOUT
> THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU
> CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY !
> =========================================================
> REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
> ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO.
> Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or even
> one 4th of those people mailed 100,000e-mails each or more? There are
> over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting. Believe me,
> many people will do just that, and more!
> METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
> =======================================================
> Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are hundreds
> of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will
> easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with Method # 1
> and add METHOD # 2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you
> must do is e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide
> same day service on all orders.
> This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and
> address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they
> receive the report.
> =========== AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
> ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes:
> Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT
> accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least 2
> sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the
> NAME of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name
> and postal address.
> PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
> ====================================================
> REPORT # 1: "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net"
>
> Order Report #1 from:
>
> R. Gist
> 4170 Lennon Road
> Suite A
> Flint, MI 48507
> USA
> ___________________________________________________________
> REPORT # 2: "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net"
>
> Order Report # 2 from:
>
> RTM
> P.O. Box 171
> Oregon, IL 61061
> USA
> ____________________________________________________________
> REPORT # 3: "Secret to Multilevel Marketing on the Net"
>
> Order Report # 3 from :
>
> C.J.K
> P.O. Box 130157
> Roseville, MN 55113-0002
> USA
> ____________________________________________________________
> REPORT # 4: "How to Become a Millionaire Utilizing MLM & the Net"
>
> Order Report # 4 from:
>
> K.N.
> 11191 Westheimer #865
> Houston, Texas  77042
> ____________________________________________________________
> REPORT #5: "How to Send Out 0ne Million e-mails for Free"
>
> Order Report # 5 from:
>
> B. Taylor
> P.O. Box 26001
> Fredericton, N.B.
> E3A 5V8
> ____________________________________________________________
> $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$
> Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
> === If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2
> weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.
> === After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you
> should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you did not,
> continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do.
> === Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU
> CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the
> cash will continue to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
> Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front
> of a Different report.
> You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report
> people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE
> INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START
> THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN.
> There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this business !!!
> ======================================================
> FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS
> PROGRAM: You have just received information that can give you
> financial freedom for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST
> A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money in the next
> few weeks and months than you have ever imagined. Follow the program
> EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works
> exceedingly well as it is now.
> Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put
> your name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 ...........# 5
> as instructed above. One of the people you send this to may send out
> 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on every one of them.
> Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers
> you will reach.
> So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and
> opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !
>
> ============ MORE TESTIMONIALS ================
> "My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an
> accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money.
> When I received this program I grumbled to Jodyaboutreceiving ''junk
> mail''. I made fun of the whole thing,spoutingmy knowledge of the
> population and percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody
> totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in
> with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old
> ''I told you so'' on her when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on
> me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days
> she had received total $ 147,200.00 ........... all cash! I was shocked. I
> have joined Jody in her ''hobby''.
> Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
> ======================================================
> ''Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
> mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided
> that the initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I
> wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back''. '' I was
> surprised when I found my medium size post office box crammed with orders.
> I made $319,210.00in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is
> that it does not matter where people live. There simply isn't a better
> investment with a faster return and so big."
> Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
> =======================================================
> ''I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered
> if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to
> get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone
> else.........11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I did not
> delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the
> money came within 22 weeks."
> Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
> =======================================================
> ''It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with
> little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and
> within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made
> $20,560.00 and by the end of third month my total cash count was
> $362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanx to internet.".
> Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
> =======================================================
> ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON
> 'YOUR' ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM !
> =======================================================
> If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the
> Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade
> Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.

-- 
Rgrd's 
Jason.

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