[ILUG-Social] some MS-bashing humour
jm at jmason.org
Tue May 16 12:00:40 IST 2000
Snipped from Brett (or Amy) McCoy of DCLUG via http://genehack.org/ . I
don't normally approve of nerdy repurposing of songs, but just this
Blame Microsoft (to the tune of "Blame Canada")
Times have changed
Our systems are getting worse
They won't obey the users
And just make them want to curse
Should we blame the Internet?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame a great big monopoly?
With the registry we despise
And all their security lies
We need to break up the company
For causing agony!
(Enter Bill Gates)
Don't blame me
'Cuz Windows Sucks
You should have stuck with DOS or Mac or better yet,
(Enter Windows user)
Well, my Pentium II
Running Windows 98
Is slower than my Amiga from 1988!
Well, blame Microsoft
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Ever since Microsoft came along
They cannot make a real OS anyway
(Enter Mrs. Gates)
My son always said "640K's enough!", maybe less
Now I need 75 freaking megs just to run DNS!
Should we blame the hardware?
Should we blame the code?
Or the people who allow it to explode?
With a virus like ILOVEYOU
And that b*tch Melissa, too!
Shame on Microsoft!
This machine I will shoot
If I have to reboot
A simple breeze
Makes the screen saver freeze
Their help desk cannot help, of course
If only we had gone with open soooooooource!
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